Motorhead Tour Dates Hammered Into Shape

thank god that they're coming back around again. i missed them in october thanks to the flu, but nothings gonna stop me from seeing them this time.

I thought Motorhead just never stopped touring.

I've still only ever heard 1 Motorhead song. Can ya guess which one?

WOW! look at that album design - this is the reason why Motorhead are the band they are - "Chocolate flavoured water..." as an album title is going to meen shit in 5 or 10 years for limping biscuit - I mean already I saw them supporting Metallica whos own set simply patronised the nu metal shitsters and showed them up as the kids who done OK but at the end of the day arent worth shit... What the fuck are download doing entertaining them? I mean every band who is going to play Downlaod must be hoping to fuck they play the Metalica day...

Back to Lemmy:- As an album title you have got to admire:
Motorhead - Hammered = I do shit loads of speed and get pissed but I dont like to talk about it... It is a million miles above nowadays shandy drinking bed wetting toss
Emo = I wave my penis in your general direction
Post Harcore = please learn how to play the guitar it is not a fladulation tool
FFAF = The next those American cunts whose name I have forgotten - fuck the cunts who make that awful drone rock - midle america shite on roadrunner that sell shitloads to housewives - fuck it I cant remeber - but watch Warners and Sanctuary turn those impressionable young boys into that to sell music to hosewives - say what you will about the Darkness - they are selling a record that they recorded themselves to hosuewives... where am I going with this - I dont know? pass me the cider spliff
Mooooooooooooooooo
Ah I remembered it Nickelshite fucking twats!

Oh I would like to add that the support for the Motorhead dates (the special guests mentioned in the adverts) is THE BOB SLAYER PROJECT - you read it first on Drowned in Sound x