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ZOMGOSH!!! last night i had a dream!
i know, i know, it's massive, MASSIVE news that isn't it?... it was about some things that have never happened, like Prince Harry, who was in it, i've never met him, but in my dream i had met him, well not before, but i have now, well in dream world, but
When you are in a lift...
Do you always check out the accessibility to the top, you know like press around with the roof to see how you’d get in there in case you heard something about an armed raid over the radio, and investigate the telephony options and the what the switches
HELP!
there's a lizard man working on the other side of the office, he has big glary eyes and a grin like one of those grins that people do when they are plotting really really bad things like when my dog passes wind or to give an example of a more human like c
I feel like having a moan!!
Well actually, I’ve never been happier, because, well you know why… But I want to vent my frustration about driving. There are few tiny things about road that really nark me off. Firstly when the sun is going down, why do 95% of drivers insist on whac
BURP!!
I was walking down the street looking at boobs, arses, faces When in the Salvation army for some used glasses cases Next to the doorway The cashier in cashmere held up an old map of Norway She flipped it over and the message read "you're gay" I
I think I might just have pressed the long flush instead of the short flush!
It wasn’t my fault though, I got DiStracted (haha megaLOL at the capitalisation of the D and the S, because I’m posting this on drownedinsounddotcom!!!) by someone talking out side the toilet which wouldn’t have been an issue if I had decideded to g
I almost got run over
Yeah, by some Renault 4 series estate driving mother phuqer. Right, i was on my way home from the pub where i had gone after the other pub where i had gone straight from work with my team leader who was all like, ‘yeah, do you want a pint’ so i said,
