I don't need your Civil War!

by Bert Jizz

Today's tedium has just been shattered by our trainer going on a recruitment drive for his Civil War Re-enactment Society!

"We're always looking for new members!"

Really? You're struggling to find people willing to run around in a field with other 'enthusiasts', in fancy dress, pretending to have a fight?
A fight where you know who's going to win!

And why bother re-enacting it regularly? Do it once, video it and sell that to anyone who's really that bothered about seeing it.

He's also a third dan in Ju-Jitsu.. but he wont answer the question as to whether or not he could kick Van Damme's arse.

I don't think he could.



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