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I don't need your Civil War!
Today's tedium has just been shattered by our trainer going on a recruitment drive for his Civil War Re-enactment Society!
"We're always looking for new members!"
Really? You're struggling to find people willing to run around in a field with other 'enthusiasts', in fancy dress, pretending to have a fight?
A fight where you know who's going to win!
And why bother re-enacting it regularly? Do it once, video it and sell that to anyone who's really that bothered about seeing it.
He's also a third dan in Ju-Jitsu.. but he wont answer the question as to whether or not he could kick Van Damme's arse.
I don't think he could.
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DAN!
DAN! DAN! DAN!
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:D
a good point, well made.
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I like reading and replying to your blogs
they usually entertain me.
this one doesn't -
Almost is not good enough, Andy
try again!!
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I think you got him
good work, soldier!
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My second cousin
used to be a member of a 'fantasy battle enactment' society. Kind of like dungeons and dragons.
He made chainmail out of coke can ringpulls.

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