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Facial Hair Fiasco Here!
So, this morning I trimmed my beard before showering and going to work. This was about 7.45am. It's now 16.50 and I've just returned from the toilet where I discovered I've managed to miss MASSIVE patches of my face. This is not helped by the fact that I leave it a long time between trims.
There's a grassy knoll on my left cheek if anyone wants to assassinate one of my friends or co-workers.
I need a bigger/better bathroom mirror.
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I know your pain
today I unwittingly spent 2 hours talking to groups of people before I realised I had a little bit of sellotape stuck to my lip.
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:D
Why were you eating sellotape?
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because teeth are better than scissors
you think about that for a while
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oh really?
When was the last time you got scissorache? Huh? and Edward TeethHands just doesn't work!
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I'd go and see a film called Edward TeethHands
and I think you'd find that if your scissors could talk, they'd tell you many a story about their aches, pains and woes.
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