The 'tard I sit next to at work is at it again, deciding that work is for suckers and instead he should look through a photo gallery from his local pub this weekend for some horrible slop-a-thon. Grunting that he wants my attention and pawing at a picture on the screen, he says that 'this one made me laugh eh?' but I didn't get it. I put my glasses on and still didn't get it. It turns out it was funny because there was a photograph of a black man with his arm around another man wearing a German football shirt. To explain he said, 'they're like us aren't they, Germans, don't like 'em.' I can only assume who "'em" is. Apparently this is Grade A material, so much so he called two of his friends about it (from the work phone). Over 2 months now, this fuck still doesn't get that I'm not joining him on the race-hate express. What a cock.

I like him
He sounds pretty cool.
dON'T LIKE IT UP 'EM, EH?
FUZZY WUZZIES
how dare he look at a photo gallery during work hours
it's not like yr skiving away on an internet forum or something, eh? ;)
Rumbled,
but in fairness I do my scammy internet business in a small sneaky window at the bottom of the screen, and occasionally do stuff. Plus this guys like twice my age, when I do it it's cheery youthful rapscallionosity.
Hey! Don't be ageist!
I demand equal slacker rights!
Aw, I'm furthering the prejudice.
Now I'm part of the problem. Damn him, the flaky Yorkshire buffoon, I've caught the rage...
'Apparently this is Grade A material,'
that made me literally LOL!
you should have said
"actually i'm half German, i find your manner offensive and i'm going to report you to the manager now"
or something like that
Or he could have said he was black
Speaking of which, you know that black albino
on Big Brother? I've just thought... imagine his dad's reaction when he was born. : O
Awkward.