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Kelly Osbourne in "rich person doesn't need to work" shocker!
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She's in rehab, she's out, she gets a house for her birthday, she's in rehab, her dad flashes his arse and her mum's all moist for some talent-show c*nt... welcome, ladies and gents, to the latest Kelly Osbourne news.
At 21 years of age, trout-faced Kelly has told the nation's favourite rag The Sun that she no longer needs to work. This comes only some months after she told some people that pretended to be interested (hi, that was us) that she intended to 'go dance'. Uh huh, wha'ever.
"I don't intend to do anything. I've been working since I was 15 - what do I want to work for?" she told the aforementioned builders' favourite. This, of course, comes days after she got a £1m London pad for her birthday.
That dance-direction record, Sleeping In The Nothing, is currently available here for a bargain £16.99. No wonder the girl doesn't need to work. Well, that'd be reason enough if said record hadn't shifted only eight or so copies. To idiots. Idiots with no ears. And too much money.
Kelly, since you're not into earning money these days, how about you come write a column for us? You can be like that girl that dates Wayne Rooney, only you'll be able to write about sexy emos, the latest branded wristbands and we won't pay you a penny. Sound good? Good, see you Monday morning at 9.30 sharp...
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Jesus, talk about a rant. That was embarrassing to read.
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wow
possibly the most bile-filled piece i've ever read on here. having a bad day mike?
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Not
at all.
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if you are so above something, why report on it? perhaps this site should be kept for information about music that people actually like.
would you work if you didnt have to?
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Mike...
You just made me LOL.
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would you work if you didn't have to
yes i fucking would. not necessarily at the same job, maybe use the financial security to do something more worthwhile but risky.
a minor point: the album price quoted has something to do with the fact that it's HMV as well, to be fair.
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LMAO
Lol, I thought that was a good read. Indeed it is unfair that some people do not have to work.
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Slagging off the Sun whilst coping it. Like it.
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she has
a pie face.
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I
thoroughly enjoyed reading that. The word 'cunt' isn't enough enough news articles if you ask me... There's nowt wrong with a good rant as long as it's well done. Since you mentioned it, that Sharon Osbourne and Shayne thing the other week was hideously cringeworthy.
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Bollocks...
*isn't in enough... I should really read before I post.
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I think not...
...definitely seen other bile-filled reviews and news stories... for reviews check out Athlete singles, and Joseph Arthur...
for news.. I can't quite remember.
...I find great amusement in these little rants from time-to-time.
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News
isn't meant to be the indie times on here. Surely you read more than this site for music news? If it holds some pop cultural relevance why shouldn't they deliver a humourous report on it.
It isn't need to know info but then hasn't DiS reported on these kind of things for a long time? It's never had straight music news without the stories that took digs at pop cult figures.
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that made my morning
Great to read, made me smile like a cheshire cat!
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the
oooh can she be the new stacy starfucker???!!!
(was that ehem *her* name?)
billious indeed. just the way i like it...
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